MKC Mishaps Incompetence Day

Note: this episode will be mixed with Mortal Kombat Komquest and Independance Day, just to make it funny. So, goodluck rating it!

Scene: The Fatality Theater. A limosine rolls in. Out comes Liu Kang and Sub-Zero in Movie Star suits. A spokesman – Shang Tsung – comes in

SHANG TSUNG
It’s about time, my friends! Come, lemme show you about your new remake of Independace Day. Grabs Liu and Sub

Scene: Inside of Fatality Theater. The movie is about to roll into action

SHANG TSUNG
What is about your new remake, Liu?

LIU KANG
It’s about us being the heroes against an alien threat called Sha’o Ka’hn.

SHANG TSUNG
Quiet now, the movie just starts…..

The Movie starts, and shows the title “Incompetence Day”. Shang Tsung’s Eyes gouges out
SHANG TSUNG
Inco– competence Day?! Sub, are you bolted to the nuts?!

A scene of the Starship jetting forward to Earth, above the moon. Then a scene when the saucer opens up, and fires – to Shang’s suprise – Ermac’s Telekinetic Fireball at the building
SHANG TSUNG
I think I’m starting to be sick!
Scene of Saucer lowering platform with aliens on golf garb. THey shoot out fire golfballs
SHANG TSUNG
Fire GOLFBALLS?!?! That dosen’t seem to deal damage!
SUB ZERO
Master told me how to make a boring film better, Shang.
scene: a Shao Kahn busting a Scientist – Quan Chi – to the glasswall
Scientist
QUAN CHI
I WARN YOU! DEATH!!! De…. Eaaaatth…..
Quan Chi falls down
JAX
I think there is an error in our processing.
SHANG TSUNG
Are you jockety jockjocks?!?! You nearly killed my Quan Chi!
scene: a missile fires to the Saucer, and then is blocked by a shield with the name “SONYA”
SHANG TSUNG
So– SonyaaaaaaaAAAAa??!?!?!! What are you, sadist mutty nuts?
The jets’ paint looks like Liu Kang’s trouser’s paint
Kenshi: Knight I, fox 7! Fires off missile
Thousands of Scorpion-Mask shaped fighters attack the Knights
SHANG TSUNG
This is getting sickening every year!
LIU KANG
Don’t worry, this is getting more intresting every year.
The sneakattack jet launches a Shinnok missile – which does ACTUALLY look like Shinnok, screaming – right into the control unit
SHANG TSUNG
Sh-h-i-in-n-nok?! Are you killing Shinnok?!
Scene when the station explodes then forms a Scorpion skull shape
SHANG TSUNG
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!
Film ends.
ShangTsung
Falls down
Thank goodness it’s over…
LIU KANG
Well, I hope you liked my film, Shang. Now,
gets Shang’s body
to bring you back home for some sleepy sleep….

Narrator: And so, Sub and Liu’s film hit 200000000000000 viewers and got 2 Oscars. Shang was horrified, but the audience was entertained.

END

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